Random funny

Every day, I pump at work from 9:45-10:15.  So, right in the middle of my scheduled pumping, the fire alarm went off.  Thank GOODNESS I knew it was a drill!  But I had just gotten a letdown and really couldn't do anything.  I'm sure no one even knew I was missing...

And in other news, today is my bestie's due date!  Her beautiful daughter is being stubborn, so we're all anxiously awaiting her arrival.  Here's the poem I wrote in honor of today.  I am NOT a poet, if you can't tell from this lovely little piece

To My Bestie on Her Due Date

Today is your due date;
now Addie is too late
and making her mother miserable.

You've bounced up and down,
cleaned all around
and find none of your clothes wearable.

The longer she sits,
the fatter she gets,
but I know the wait is unbearable.

You'll meet her so soon
(hey, maybe at noon!)
Sweet lips and fat cheeks
to kiss and to squeeze,
she'll be everything you've ever imagined.

Dear Addie come quickly
and please don't be sickly.
We can't wait to meet you sweet girl.